A new collection of crazy things done and said by my children.
At daycare this week, Alex was told to go potty. So he turns to Abby and says "I have a penis and you don't. Nananana". To which Abby responds "I grow a penis out of my butt". To which all of us say "WHAT!!!!"
In the car Abby pipes up " sometimes people get dead in them cars". Uhhh. Yes?
Alex fell asleep in the car on the way home from daycare. So I put him in the house and go back out to the car. I come back in to find that he fell asleep just where I stood him next to the door. Same night we wake him up for dinner. He at dinner and then fell asleep on the piano bench at the table. I was afraid he was going to fall off the bench. Wrong worry!!! He slept for about an hour and a half. Then he wets his pants and doesn't even wake up.
Their new favorite sing to sing is "stuck like glue" by Sugarland. However they only know the words "woah on woah oh stuck like glue, you and me baby we're stuck like glue". Over and over and over again.
Abby made a really good potato head today, except there was an ear sticking out of her head.
Sadly this isn't the first time we've seen this one: Alex and Abby were playing in alexs room. They managed to empty every toy out of the toy box and all the socks out of his drawer. I loathe matching socks and I really don't appreciate having to do it more than once between times being worn.
